Showing posts with label [kmaka]. Show all posts
Showing posts with label [kmaka]. Show all posts

Russia: "Discrimination"

Global Voices Online
Sunday, May 20, 2007


It sometimes takes more than money and time to have your computer fixed in Moscow: good looks, lots of patience and a special sense of humor may prove helpful as well. LJ user kmaka reports (RUS) on a recent conversation with a technical support service representative:

Discrimination

I call the service center to arrange taking my warrantied laptop there. I ask how long it'll take them to replace a CD-ROM. Ten days, they reply. How come, I say, all it takes is pushing one button twice... Well, there's this and that. I do arrange to take it there, then they'll make the order. And then, when the part arrives, I'll take it there again.

And you say you work from 10 to 6, I decide to clarify. Does it mean you really open at 10? That is, if I come at 10, will anyone be there?

No, they reply, there won't be anyone. Not until 11.

And could you somehow arrange for someone to be there, I say, because I have to go to work, too.

Well, a service representative Sergei tells me, if you are a long-legged, slender blonde, then yes, this can be arranged.

We ended up agreeing that Sergei would bother showing up at 10:30, thus doing a favor to a nice-looking brown-haired woman with an incredible decollete, husband and child.

I'm wondering now whether I should call the IBM headquarters and tell them about the peculiarities of the Russian service - or whether I should visit the hospitable office first.

Russia: Moscow's (In)Accessibility

Global Voices Online
Friday, November 3, 2006



Perekhod: an underground walkway in Moscow - by Digenis.org

The hype surrounding the Russian blogosphere's fate has subsided, and the collective attention has shifted to the fate of tomorrow's Russian March.

One Moscow blogger, however, is concerned about something quite different: LJ user kmaka (quoted in a recent translation) and her 4-month-old daughter in a pram are doomed to stay on one side of Tverskaya St. only. Here is why (RUS):

My patience is up

People with prams in the city center get abused systematically and quietly. From [Okhotnyi Ryad] to [Mayakovskaya], there is not a single [underground walkway equipped with a] ramp that would allow to cross Tverskaya with a pram. It's okay, though, we are used to it by now and walk on our side of the street.

There are practically no grocery stores anymore, and the only one left, Eliseevskiy, had a surprise for us: I approached the check-out counter with the pram today, but failed to get out. For security purpose, the store has installed additional scanners that have devoured 5 cm of the aisle, and as a result, no standard-sized pram can pass through. Mine was being carried out manually today, like [Lenin's corpse], by compassionate customers. Security guards stayed unmoved.

Tomorrow, I'll go talk with the store's management about violation of the Law of the City of Moscow #3, of Jan. 17, 2001, on citizens with impaired mobility.

I wonder if my journalist [LJ] friends would be interested in writing about it all. I'm ready to supply tons of material on "One day in the life of a young mother with a pram in the center of Moscow."


Judging by the comments to this post, kmaka is not the only one frustrated - and her reasons for frustration aren't the only ones, either:

prudi: By the way, only once have I seen a public bathroom [that could be accessed by] people with disabilities. [...]

ssspring: [...] Even when there are ramps, they don't fit strollers, and parents of 2-3-year-old kids have to drag both strollers and the kids in their hands through all underground walkways.

anya_anya_anya: I sympathize! I know what it feels like. It's no different outside city center. But motherhood is happiness. Imagine, however, what life for someone in a wheelchair is like in our wondrous city... Our state doesn't like its citizens.

kmaka: Honestly, I don't care who is happy or not. There is a store that I frequent and where I leave - believe me - a lot of money. And if my pram can't get through in there, I'll send an inspection and fines their way.

[...]

kmaka: And it's not making me feel better at all to know that someone's having it even worse.

[...]

miumau: [...] In Germany, most stores have a wide check-out counter [...] that has those extra 5 cm for strollers, etc...

And often it does help to intimidate them with journalists. Maybe you should promise that if they move [the scanners], they'll get some praise and promotion in an article? ;-)

kmaka: I've already been there today and talked to them. They've found a wide check-out :)

[...]

fasilitator: [...] In our [small town near Moscow], stores have this note on their doors: "Do not enter with prams!" And only in the past two years, other stores have appeared, only you have to drive through a potato field there.

[...]

alisezus: There was time when I dreamed of walking down the streets of Moscow with a baseball bat, smashing to hell the windows of all cars parked on sidewalks.

Russia: Thoughts on LiveJournal/ZheZhe

Global Voices Online
Wednesday, October 25, 2006


The Second Blog War continues in Russia.

Brad Fitzpatrick, the LiveJournal's creator, has now joined the discussion over at sup_ru LJ community: in English, he offers some explanations and apologies here (and receives 248 comments so far) and lists the bloggers' most common questions and concerns here (123 comments so far).

Stepping aside for a moment, away from politics and the general noise, here are a few notes on what the Russian LJ represents for some bloggers - and why it would be such a pity to lose it.

LJ user kmaka (wife of LJ user nl, one of the best-known Russian bloggers) attended the party held for Brad Fitzpatrick during his visit to Moscow last week - Fitzvecherinka, the Fitz-Party, as she called it. She writes (RUS):

[...] I didn't see Fitzpatrick in person. I only heard him. But I was happy to see a whole bunch of people. This, in general, seems to be the essence of LJ to me - it's a major tusovka [hangout place]. And everything works according to the laws of tusovka. It'd be good to remember this. The panic attack has moved past me somehow. First, because for a long time I've been following the principle once formulated to me by nl - I write what I think, but I think with caution. Second, I believe in common sense. And third, there'll always be time to escape. And by the way, if Sup's first step would be to introduce a possibility of a journal backup, it'd be nice. [...]


Oleg Kuvaev - LJ user samoleg, creator of the popular cartoon Masyanya - records two hilarious video parodies (RUS) of random LJ entries by apolitical female bloggers. He explains:

Anyway, I've created this fun game: everybody knows that video blogs are the coolest and most progressive thing on the web now. Like, broadcast yourself! It has reached us, too, I guess. [...] I've also wanted to experiment with this for a long time, but I'm somehow better at written posts... I don't know what's there to say in front of the camera... and why... But into my silly head came an idiotic idea of such an experiment: we pick a random user and create a video blog for him... we transform his [blog] into the video format... I read a lot of [LJ] friends, even though I rarely comment... I'm digging more like an explorer, sort of... [Don't read most popular blogs except for two of them.] It's a lot more interesting to read ordinary, and especially female, blogs... Sometimes it's absolutely impossible to understand what they're talking about... :) But it's clear they are writing genuinely... And I hope this is gonna show in my experiments... :)) The mind of a female is [a mystery]... :)

[...]

For this experiment, I've taken two posts from my [LJ] friends and I REALLY HOPE that these people have a healthy sense of humor... Because, needless to say, I haven't been too gentle with their texts and I didn't ask permission... Well, what can I do, I had this urge to do something naughty... :) The texts of the posts have not been altered at all, I didn't add or take anything out! I won't say who authored the originals, it doesn't matter, there are plenty of posts like this in LJ...

These are more like the typical samples of posts by females - charming, naive, confusing and a little funny...

If the authors ask me to, I'll erase this right away... I've made comedy out of it, of course, but so what - was I supposed to turn it into drama? take it easy... its just fun.. [sic]

[Two YouTube videos of samoleg posing as female bloggers; topics include: catching cold; having one's mood ruined; being accused by men of acting childish; feeling sleepy all the time; not getting what's being said, even when it's in Russian; being driven nuts by dumb co-workers; craving and eating red caviar; being allergic to pollen.]


LJ user nikadubrovsky writes this (RUS) about samoleg's exercise in video-blogging:

The hero of our times (again)

Oleg Kuvaev has come up with the funniest joke: he's posted a video voiceover of the posts of anonymous female LJ users.

The result is Masyanya in a new format.

The face of the LJ generation of 2006-2007 is perplexed, folklorish and poignant. And Kuvaev himself is so popular (no matter what he sets out doing) exactly because he is not afraid to be a loser.

His heroes, all of them, are the characters that [don't belong].

I've been saying this for a long time: the Hero of Our Times is a loser. Because to be a selebritya [celebrity] (a word out of Kuvaev's LJ) is extremely idiotic.

[...]

By the way, changes that have occurred in LJ this past year - re-sales, abuses, departures - they'll result in the Real Ones leaving, but the fake ones, the numerous selebritya, staying.

They'll speak/write exactly like Oleg depicts it.

Only they'll MEAN IT.

Russia, Georgia: Crisis Continues

Global Voices Online
Friday, October 6, 2006


As the confrontation between Georgia and Russia continues, so does the discussion of it in the Russian blogosphere. Below are some of the exchanges, translated from Russian.

LJ user plushev writes:

I don't even remember when nearly everyone was writing on one subject. Beslan, perhaps. Was there anything like this after Beslan? [...]


What follows is a selection of Georgia-related quotes from plushev's LJ friends' journals: one blogger worries about president Putin's mental health, a few others crave Georgian food (Moscow authorities have shut down several Georgian restaurants), there are mentions of sculptor Zurab Tsereteli and writer Boris Akunin (Grigoriy Chkhartishvili), both of whom are Georgia-born, and both, as of today, are reportedly under investigation for tax evasion and fraud. LJ user cook (Sergei Parkhomenko) shares this "I'm Georgian" ("Ya gruzin") solidarity badge:



LJ user individuumus adopts the image for his userpic:



LJ user alisezus gets someone to add a Georgian flag to hers:



She writes:

You see, I don't care about Saakashvili's regime at all, but I do care about the fact that ethnic cleansing is taking place in Moscow and its excuse is the fight against Saakashvili's regime. [...] Yes, I am for the Georgians who are being abused in Russia.


In the comments to plushev's LJ roundup, bloggers discuss the seeming hopelessness of the situation - and wonder if they as bloggers can change anything:

_ko_alla: Do you think this can stop the shame that's taking place now? Our officials will read it - and it'll move them and they'll change their minds?

We write about it, discuss it among each other, but what's the use...

plushev: Do you mean you'd like the LJ to have a direct impact?

_ko_alla: Wouldn't you like it? :-))

Seriously, though, the only result of all these discussions is the possibility to find people who share your beliefs. To see that the nonsense of the authorities isn't absolute and that normal people still exist...

thespinningone: Right.. =\ Intelligentsia will, of course, sympathize and voice discontent, but the masses are either indifferent to this anti-Georgian state policy, or they [approve of it], imho...

_ko_alla: Exactly: it's not just the official position that's frightening, but the opinion of the majority as well [...].


Those labelled "the minority" seem pretty vocal, however, and pretty inventive in their dissent. LJ user o-b-vinitel writes:

If there's a need to hide a Georgian family from the [Federal Security Service], I can help.


Georgian cuisine, again, seems like a good weapon in the current situation. LJ user kmaka writes:

[The only way I can help]

I'm on my way to buy ingredients for khachapuri. Kharcho, lobio and chakhokhbili are in my plans, too.

Very ashamed [because of the situation]. Disgusting jackals.

If someone needs it - there's a Georgian cuisine chapter here [in Russian].


LJ user mash-ka has similar intentions:

my personal
protest.
tonight
i won't be lazy and will cook
khachapurrrrrrrrrri and satsivi.
my personal protest action, damn it.


***

In an earlier post, LJ user plushev points out the sad irony present in the ways the Russian authorities are dealing with the crisis - and the ways in which they are fighting organized crime:

A political component in crime prevention

The latest events demonstrate vividly that it's very easy to overcome ethnic criminal groups: all it takes is to [have a fight] at the highest level with the countries from which members [of these groups] originate. But according to this logic, Russian criminals are absolutely safe - to [break up] with oneself isn't a trivial task. But on the other hand, our own bandits are quite bearable, because they are a lot more pleasant and are easier to understand. And above all, they are a lot more spiritual.


Comments reveal that while for some criminal situation in Russia is an abstract topic, for others it's personal - and very painful:

hetribadi: Russian criminals will be overcome when Muslims become the majority in Russia. Then it'll be possible to say that all the trouble is caused by Russians.

frolin: I think that it's all very well. If you get a new playground for kids in your backyard because of the geopolitical confrontations - will you be upset?

plushev: Of course, I will. I've always assumed that children's playgrounds are to be built on my taxes, that are being ripped off me regularly once a month, and now it turns out that in addition to this, there should also be a geopolitical confrontation. I'm all for being happy about it, but only if they eliminate the income tax.

[...]

plushev: [Nature abhors a vacuum], as we know. One criminal entity will undoubtedly be replaced by another, mono- or multiethnic. So quantitatively nothing whatsoever is going to change, no matter how many [punitive] actions they stage to show off. Until the system that protects these criminal entities is destroyed. [This very system] is now chasing the Georgian bandits around - who but not [this system] knows better where to look for them. They are just unlucky, that's it.

[...]

timoha67: No matter what, it's easier to live next to our own bandits... They are, in one way or another, "the guys from the [same neighborhood]" who went to the same school with you, who grew up in the same culture with you... And it's possible to come to an agreement with them...

plushev: Aha, tell it to my papa, who was killed at the request of one Russian bastard by the twenty other Russian bastards.

sluza: You serious?

plushev: [Yes.]

timoha67: There are enough bastards everywhere...

plushev: But you promised it'd be easier to come to an agreement with them. So I decided to find out where they do come to agreements, thought you'd know.